Picks for Tuesday

[The Crypt Keeper]

Greetings Kiddies,

I’m so sorry to report that Jimmy the Greek will not be reporting any predictions any time soon. He’s a little under the weather, about 6 feet to be exact eh hahahahahha!!!!!!

It’s too bad because we were having a great vacation down in GOTHstralia …..you know what they say “healthy climate and beautiful SCREAMERY Eh hahahahahha.

All this talk of fate and elimination really gives me a bone on. Thanks heavens because all this DIE-agra really hasn’t been doing it for me Eh hahahahahahah!!!!

PizzaVilla cleaves Grittys 15-11- Grittys has shown they are just a 4 person creep show with Ross, Molly Mike and Adam while Pizzavilla’s ruthless captain only allows his beginners to play 1 or 2 points a game. If the sun is scorching the heat could bring this game to sudden DEATH eh hahhahahhahah!!!!

Bull Feeney’s skins Joe Lucey Carpentry 15/12- Captain Quint’s calf sleeves may give the old man the protection he needs but he is still KILLING the rest of his team with his play Eh hahahahahahah!!!!. Look for Fortch and TJ to take the give and go to another level with their SLASHING cuts Eh hahahahahahah!!!!.

Maine Gym axes Consigili 15-11- Consigili has been building a colossal house of HORROR with their SUICIDAL pool play. Rodeo and Vibe may be a match made in heaven but it looks like they’ll be spending their second round on Saturday in microbrew PURGATORY eh hahahahahahah!!!!.

No Umbrella drowns Dogfish 15-13- You know what they say….you can’t teach a DEAD dog new tricks. No Umbrella will put Dogfish out of it’s misery with a guided trip down the DEAD RIVER!!!!! Eh hahahahahahah!!!!.

Nosh cannibalizes Mortgage Network 15-10- Now there’s nothing funny about a financial crisis but it looks like Mr President didn’t do them any favors with his GRIMulous package. Look for Nosh to release their latest and greatest FREAK Fries recipe. A little bit Brady-aise topped with sprinkles of S(cott) and P(eter).

Novare Res castrates Flatbread 15-8- Jon KILLbert won’t submarine his team tonight. With SCARE-A Zuba in attendance Ron Jon will finally have something to DIE for. What is it they cheer? To the Death Novare Res!?

Rhum over Sebago Brewery- Tonight will be the night for Sebago to take a Friers leap to the pavement and put themselves out of their misery. I wish I had something nicer to say but I only drink Mount SLAY Rhum!!!! Eh hahahahahahah!!!!.