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by slade
Tuesday 21st 2017f March 2017 03:0:20 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Sign up?
Replies: 0
Views: 180

Sign up?

Finally I'm in Portland for the summer and looking to crush some noobs in the end zone. Where the heck is the signup? I only have like 2 hours left on the AOL starter disc.
by slade
Thursday 28th 2016f July 2016 02:0:39 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Hey Now!
Replies: 3
Views: 251

Re: Hey Now!

I'm bringing this league back to where it was. Just got done working with the young ones teaching them the proper way to defend the end zone. Let's see if I can upload this Polariod I took from practice.
by slade
Friday 15th 2016f July 2016 08:0:15 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: You were shakin at the knees?
Replies: 1
Views: 173

You were shakin at the knees?

No worries. What you all thought was thunder and lightening last night was just me chopping firewood with bladed hammers.
by slade
Wednesday 06th 2016f July 2016 03:0:41 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Todays Line
Replies: 11
Views: 550

Re: Todays Line

Pisstrange, we would never hang out.

The only way I'd cut your sleeves off would be running you over in the end zone.
by slade
Thursday 16th 2016f June 2016 02:0:57 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: The Commish is a fucking idiot!!!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 344

Re: The Commish is a fucking idiot!!!!!

I'm bringing my Bowie knife the fields of anyone needs the sleeves cutoff their shirts.
Just put it on, stand back, a couple of throws later you'll have a sleeveless shirt and a couple of wrist bands.
by slade
Thursday 09th 2016f June 2016 01:0:53 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: 6?
Replies: 3
Views: 355

Re: 6?

You might know my biceps from my sideline push-ups.
Or you might know the bottom of my cleats from getting run over in the end zone!
by slade
Tuesday 07th 2016f June 2016 03:0:45 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: i am a warlock
Replies: 10
Views: 356

Re: i am a warlock

I practice for running over newbies by stomping weasels.
by slade
Tuesday 24th 2016f May 2016 03:0:05 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: 6?
Replies: 3
Views: 355

Re: 6?

I'm going to destroy who ever this is. I hate ghost posters.
by slade
Friday 31st 2015f July 2015 08:0:22 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Pick ups?
Replies: 1
Views: 227

Pick ups?

I heard some hottie is getting married Saturday so some teams will be a little short on people.
I'm around and I promise no less than 2 taco'd discs and 1 injury to some newbie idiot.
Once I get my transmission back into my Burt Reynolds T-bird I'll be doing push-ups until Saturday morning.
by slade
Tuesday 26th 2015f May 2015 09:0:13 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: There's a new villain in town
Replies: 1
Views: 283

Re: There's a new villain in town

In! With today's heat I can guarantee you I won't be wearing a shirt.
That means 1000 push-ups before game time.
by slade
Friday 15th 2015f May 2015 12:0:12 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Grittys 2015
Replies: 3
Views: 273

Re: Grittys 2015

In. And I don't own a shirt with sleeves.
by slade
Friday 25th 2014f July 2014 08:0:31 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Mangroves for the win!
Replies: 9
Views: 773

Re: Mangroves for the win!

The dude in the back of the Stooges video is obviously me. Bunch of idiots thinking they are funny until I come in and destroy everyone.

Who's needs a pickup for Saturday? I just did 400 push-ups and split 4 cords of wood with my hands so I'm jacked and ready.
by slade
Tuesday 03rd 2014f June 2014 03:0:05 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: The Commish is a Fat Bag of Shit!!!!!
Replies: 114
Views: 10431

Re: The Commish is a Fat Bag of Shit!!!!!

When you say Grittys, do you mean Leding's house?
I'm ready for another sleepover. Mike probably still has handprints in floor from where I was doing push-ups all night long.
by slade
Thursday 29th 2014f May 2014 02:0:30 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: The Commish is a Fat Bag of Shit!!!!!
Replies: 114
Views: 10431

Re: The Commish is a Fat Bag of Shit!!!!!

I'll be wearing my commemorative Slade PSL shirt out to the post bar tonight!
If the disc is on fire, you can bet it was thrown by me.
by slade
Thursday 15th 2014f May 2014 02:0:42 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Why does everyone call it PSL??!?!?!
Replies: 7
Views: 504

Re: Why does everyone call it PSL??!?!?!

Speaking of sharks, has anyone seen Sharknado?
How about that dude chainsaws the shark and comes out with that chick?
That's what I feel like when I go up against some idiot in the endzone and it ends with him broken at my feet and the disc in my hand. BOOM!

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