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by the_kid
Wednesday 20th 2016f July 2016 03:0:25 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: PLACE IS SO BORING TUMBLEWEED WON'T EVEN SHOW UP - SSIAB
Replies: 3
Views: 223

Re: PLACE IS SO BORING TUMBLEWEED WON'T EVEN SHOW UP - SSIAB

At a boy weasel, take life by the throat.

when my genes were being sequenced, when the bicep genes were being passed around, my genes were like, I'll take seconds, and thirds, and fourths.

Charlie, you're welcome for the wins, bro.

tumbleweed watcher, hit the weights dude.
by the_kid
Wednesday 20th 2016f July 2016 10:0:46 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: You were shakin at the knees?
Replies: 1
Views: 174

Re: You were shakin at the knees?

Actually, dude, the lightning was the kid running down hucks from DoubleBag Diamond Dave Kallin. The thunder was the sound of the clap of my hands once the disc caught up to me in the endzone because i'm so goddamn fast, if I do say so my damn self. I tried to text troy that i'm fast as fuck and rip...
by the_kid
Friday 08th 2016f July 2016 01:0:53 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Todays Line
Replies: 11
Views: 551

Re: Todays Line

Nah dude, prometheus stole fire from the gods, but thats why it's a myth because it's not true, i stole fire from the gods, only someone fast as f*ck could outrun those olympian turds. While we are talking greek gods (bicep), lemme tell you about the time i was hanging out with zeus on Mt. Olympus. ...
by the_kid
Friday 08th 2016f July 2016 01:0:36 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: A Semifinalist's thoughts on Today's Games
Replies: 7
Views: 324

Re: A Semifinalist's thoughts on Today's Games

1 D, no A dude. Although I do know a thing about leading (a team (many teams) to a championship win).

#getmyringready
by the_kid
Thursday 07th 2016f July 2016 12:0:54 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: A Semifinalist's thoughts on Today's Games
Replies: 7
Views: 324

Re: A Semifinalist's thoughts on Today's Games

Dude, I knew drafting you (and Troy), would bite me in the ass. You live for the semis and Troy reaches the semis and cramps (quits).
by the_kid
Thursday 07th 2016f July 2016 12:0:15 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: I'm Jim Rome
Replies: 3
Views: 297

Re: I'm Jim Rome

Dude, c'mon. My right bicep has a prettier smile than you. It'll be on the cover of LIFE magazine once it gets up and running again, and I know something about getting up and running (running fast as f*ck). JG, I'd give you a pat on the back for your quarters appearance last year, but I know that wo...
by the_kid
Thursday 07th 2016f July 2016 12:0:27 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Hey Commish Where the Fuck are the Standings?
Replies: 12
Views: 437

Re: Hey Commish Where the Fuck are the Standings?

All of Bayside is on the Growth Mindset philosophy, which leads to positive belief, which leads to a fuckload of hucks for scores which leads to kicking the shit out of teams, which leads to not sucking.
by the_kid
Wednesday 06th 2016f July 2016 04:0:05 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Hey Commish Where the Fuck are the Standings?
Replies: 12
Views: 437

Re: Hey Commish Where the Fuck are the Standings?

Dude, check the freshly graphically designed standings (thanks Poz). Your team sucks. Bayside, on the other hand, does not suck.
by the_kid
Wednesday 06th 2016f July 2016 08:0:17 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: 34 and What!?
Replies: 21
Views: 531

Re: 34 and What!?

Dude, if by a quarterfinal loss you mean a finals win, oh hell yeah I am cool with that. My biceps would kick my ass if I lost. I may be fast as f*ck, but I can't outrun my guns. That said, Mike Page, take a year off brothah, this hand is getting a little heavier.

#steinmanyou'rewelcome
by the_kid
Wednesday 06th 2016f July 2016 08:0:26 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: A Semifinalist's thoughts on Today's Games
Replies: 7
Views: 324

Re: A Semifinalist's thoughts on Today's Games

Dude, I hear all kinds of shit. And most of the time that shit is correct. Por ejemplo ( that's right, that's spanish. I can speak a little spanish. My biceps are fluent in every language and every dialect when is comes to the phrase "ripped as f*ck.)", when I hear people say they want to ...
by the_kid
Tuesday 05th 2016f July 2016 11:0:46 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: 34 and What!?
Replies: 21
Views: 531

Re: 34 and What!?

Hey shitheads. I moved to 6-1 this year. Fuck Bayside. That means Gritty's is 6-1 this year. Because I am Gritty's always has been always will be. We scored tonight I screamed "Yeah Gritty's!!!" I didn't fucking apologize. Dave and I have missed some together this year but fuck that. We we...
by the_kid
Tuesday 05th 2016f July 2016 12:0:00 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: 34 and What!?
Replies: 21
Views: 531

Re: 34 and What!?

Dude, if my right bicep ran for president, it would literally crush you. And you're damn right the system is rigged. It's not fair that I'm fast as f*ck and so ripped as hell. I didn't plan on being a winner. I just am. Also, what kind of guy who's most famous for saying "ya fired" would e...
by the_kid
Wednesday 29th 2016f June 2016 05:0:30 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Hey Commish Where the Fuck are the Standings?
Replies: 12
Views: 437

Re: Hey Commish Where the Fuck are the Standings?

Don't worry though, they will take one look at my biceps and fly back to mars, or whateverthefuck planet they are from. Earth, you're welcome.
by the_kid
Wednesday 29th 2016f June 2016 08:0:18 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Hey Commish Where the Fuck are the Standings?
Replies: 12
Views: 437

Re: Hey Commish Where the Fuck are the Standings?

Dude, if people ask you about the rankings, you just say Bayside is number 1. If people ask you about rain kings, well I'm the king of making it rain flick hucks of love. Hell, I drew a picture of a man and a woman on the back of a disc and launched a flick into space to send aliens a message of pea...
by the_kid
Wednesday 29th 2016f June 2016 08:0:01 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Bring back laundry time
Replies: 1
Views: 197

Re: Bring back laundry time

No shit, that was the best talk radio since howard stern in the late 90's.

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