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by Quints
Wednesday 08th 2016f June 2016 11:0:22 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: STC is 2-0 and I don't mind telling you that
Replies: 1
Views: 185

Re: STC is 2-0 and I don't mind telling you that

Dooooork. Doooooooork. Dooooorrrrrrkkkkk. Dork.
by Quints
Tuesday 19th 2015f May 2015 11:0:16 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Pick me preferential round or you will be sorry
Replies: 7
Views: 373

Re: Pick me preferential round or you will be sorry

Hey Charlie, I think I'm due for a trip on the bayside express. You need someone like me on the team. I'm witty, I'm flexible, I'm skilled at the art of polite conversation, and I can mediate any drama with a quick deflection about ping pong, hello ladies. I also have recently become good at croquet...
by Quints
Thursday 19th 2015f March 2015 12:0:03 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: 300 (titles)
Replies: 6
Views: 476

Re: 300 (titles)

I love the movie Vice Versa, where Kevin Arnold and Judge Reinhold switch bodies.

I wonder what it would be like to switch lives with JG? On one hand, I'd be able to run 11 miles without breathing hard. At the same time, I'd have that reputation for injuring women.
by Quints
Thursday 24th 2014f July 2014 12:0:28 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Mangroves for the win!
Replies: 9
Views: 773

Re: Mangroves for the win!

Good one Leding! Reminds me of the time I told a story at Boru and everyone laughed.
by Quints
Tuesday 15th 2014f July 2014 09:0:12 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: The Best Post Game Ever
Replies: 16
Views: 844

Re: The Best Post Game Ever

No, no, no, no. Those all were pretty good. Dry Dock, I never liked their selection of gin, never really up to my standard, and I have standards, hello ladies!! I mean, who wants to hang out in some dirty alley where rats are breeding disease and people are having knife and rock fights on a regular ...
by Quints
Saturday 21st 2014f June 2014 06:0:37 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Where the F#ck are the standings?
Replies: 9
Views: 758

Re: Where the F#ck are the standings?

I haven't made the semis in a long, long time. I thought Toby would throw me some of his get into the semis luck, but I guess I gave him some get kicked out in the first round luck last year.

Also, you might notice I've been absent from the board. I don't have time for this shit! I have a job.
by Quints
Friday 20th 2014f June 2014 10:0:55 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Winning is like air. I need it!
Replies: 6
Views: 429

Re: Winning is like air. I need it!

Oh man, I love science. Computer science, natural science, the science of attraction (hello ladies!!), etc. I love talking biology. I can still feel my telomeres elongating (Hello ladies)!!! For those of you that don't know, that means I am feeling younger, but was a clever double entendre if I do s...
by Quints
Tuesday 03rd 2014f June 2014 05:0:04 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Last Original Sponsor
Replies: 2
Views: 349

Re: Last Original Sponsor

Yeah Aikens, I like that show, but you're ruining it for me. Now every time I watch it, I'll be reminded of Gritty's. If you had mentioned Boru, or Yoga mats, you know, something that I'm into, it would have been fine.

Is anyone going to Gritty's for a martini? Hello Ladies!
by Quints
Wednesday 28th 2014f May 2014 03:0:51 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: The Commish is a Fat Bag of Shit!!!!!
Replies: 114
Views: 10431

Re: The Commish is a Fat Bag of Shit!!!!!

No doubt, when are the shirts getting in? I don't even care about playing frisbee, I sign up to hang out on the sidelines and get a fancy shirt with a lot of interesting writing on it. You know, a shirt with some guy, not me of course, but it might be, laying out for a disc on fire, the evolution fr...
by Quints
Wednesday 28th 2014f May 2014 07:0:33 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Those were the days
Replies: 1
Views: 316

Those were the days

Man, this board sucks now. I remember when I used to post. I was funny, witty and I knew how to insinuate to the ladies with risqué double entendres and coy euphemisms (hello ladies). I get on to read now and rather than a day at the beach, this is like taking a bath in a swamp. This board would get...
by Quints
Friday 16th 2014f May 2014 11:0:39 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Don't draft me until the 4th
Replies: 2
Views: 373

Don't draft me until the 4th

Portland Ultimate Summer League, Do not draft me any sooner than the 4th round. I repeat, do not draft me any sooner than the 4th. I know I am a former captain, original calf sleeve wearer, Bond's mentor and a staple at post games. I know I am a household name. I say Yoga, you say Quints. I say Bria...
by Quints
Tuesday 13th 2014f May 2014 04:0:11 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Why does everyone call it PSL??!?!?!
Replies: 7
Views: 504

Re: Why does everyone call it PSL??!?!?!

I spray painted PU on the coolers after I douched them with equal parts bleach and pool water from Pozzy's pool in his driveway.
by Quints
Tuesday 01st 2014f April 2014 04:0:10 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: I Got Up (Hello Ladies)
Replies: 6
Views: 493

I Got Up (Hello Ladies)

I got up today whistling dixie. I went to the local Rosemont http://www.rosemontmarket.com , picked up some dried apple pieces, sat on a local bench to watch the sun rise. The warmth of the sun reminded me of last summer, not to mention the Miley Cyrus that was coming from my headphones into my ears...
by Quints
Wednesday 11th 2013f December 2013 04:0:26 PM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Halfway There
Replies: 0
Views: 430

Halfway There

It's almost halfway to summer league. This is something I plan my year around, so don't be surprised that I'm counting down the days. Every morning I get up, slip on my bunny slippers (hello ladies) and shuffle over to my Hello Kitty calendar to put a big X over the date and whisper to myself "...
by Quints
Friday 02nd 2013f August 2013 11:0:48 AM
Forum: Summer Smack Talk
Topic: Presaging the Tournament
Replies: 4
Views: 559

Re: Presaging the Tournament

First on the list is of course number 3 seed Gritty's Public House and their puzzling choice of No Umbrella Multimedia Dungeons. The two starting rosters look something like this: A 6'2 cutter with a clean bill of health, his wily brother - a handler, a gunslinging rogue from the south, a former Ris...

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